Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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