We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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