i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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