Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We are two peas in an std pod
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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