ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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