that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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