kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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