is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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