Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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