I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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