? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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