awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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