dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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