My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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