Duck Duck Cougar?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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