brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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