And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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