help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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