She is in my trunk
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
