I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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