they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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