It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You are a booty call, not a friend.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
be right there i have to get my cape
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
