im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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