Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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