Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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