The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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