The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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