If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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