I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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