Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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