i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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