i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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