he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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