I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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