Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's never too late to be topless.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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