Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If I die, sorry about rent.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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