I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm really into asian looking animals
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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