It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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