Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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