It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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