Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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