Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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