Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
and she was petting her beer can
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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