just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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