If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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