what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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