4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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