Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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