Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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