DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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