i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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