I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize