JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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